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I'm an engineer on a galaxy class starship.

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@poor_eric Long live toxic masculinity!!

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@thegoodgodabove when will @Eminem be happy?

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@realDonaldTrump and @rupikaur_ @jordanpeterson @elonmusk
You all kind of suck sometimes.

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@poor_eric Cause and effect?

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@erinrexe They work!!!

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@auth_LWilliams @NPR The needs of many outweigh the needs of few.

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@NPR This is an incredible breakthrough for obesity in America.

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@jk_rowling Just because you write about fantasy doesn't mean you have to live in one. This will be the first story you can't finish.

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French bulldogs are the ugliest sons of bitches to ever exist.

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Spinach > Kale

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Toblerone tinfoil is unpleasant.

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Nothing wrong with throwing a little toot in the chamber before bed.

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I'm moving to Korea to become the first white kpop icon.

[Alexandra Hall @LexxiHall]

It's funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal #justgivemethebottle #winoesunite !

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My horoscope says I'm guided by Uranus.

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I hired a pet detective...

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I'd like a salad please.

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I only fear one God and that's Drake.