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[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

USMNT to the rest of the world when we’re undefeated in a sport we only vaguely care about

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

one of the most ethical championships we’ve ever seen

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

So is getting smoked by Ayo Dosunmu in a must win worse than losing by 40 in a close out game?

But better than blowing a 20 point lead at home in a Game 7? I can’t keep track anymore.

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

0 field goals (only 2 points) in the fourth quarter

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

we might need to start having some conversations about jokic

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

@emmma_camp_ easily EDDINGTON

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

@Tradermayne truly. this 2 minute montage of egg and dunk is one of the best representations of dudes being dudes there’s ever been

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

not one person from this crew knows ball

[Adam Butler @GestaltU]

@profplum99 made this free for all to read. It's the most important thing most of us will read all year.

Just take 5 minutes and read it now:
https://t.co/tTfx7jAJ2T

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Solana $SOL hits new all-time high of $264.

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

Which 2025 supporting performance is this?

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

me if we don’t bounce soon

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

I’m here once again to lament that my age bracket might’ve been the last flight out of saigon

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

America's kids can't do math anymore.

The avg 8th grader’s math skills, which rose steadily from 1990 to 2013, have plunged to 1970s levels.

Combo of phones, social media, pandemic, and declining education standards, have gutted American numeracy.

https://t.co/MlNBpjkgc1

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

when they hand you a *plastic* knife and fork at the airport bdubs

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

@joshhart mike and ike sours are elite elite

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

HUMPY HAS WON!!! HUMPY HAS WON!!!

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

@MarinerMuse it’s truly outstanding, a multi-year bit executed at the perfect time for the most important payoff!!!!

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Mariner stadium ops making this call won the most important game in 2.5 decades

[Chad Pemberton @chadpemberton]

@TheMikeSalk the humpy game!!!!