Chad "Noseplow" Spallina

#topshelf #pantsbeer

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just denied the return offer, officially hitting free agency. Don’t everybody call me at once #opentowork #unemployed #chud

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@ThadThtory Happens to the best of us thad, keep your head up champ. What doesn’t break us makes us stronger

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Forgot how good dining hall chocolate milk was, I found my purpose again

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

#shrink

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just sitting here in bed at 10:13 on a Tuesday night thinking about bubble Jimmy Butler. Doesn’t get much better than that folks, bring back the game I love #balls #nba

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Meat dox coming for 15 followers. Get your lotion ready for LeHammer #itssmall #chode #shrink

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@BigDomHater Gotta hit a couple layups before you start pulling from deep. Get your head out the gutter BDH

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

RIP to that guy at six flags, but that’s a rough way to go out. Ass cheeks out and all

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Jarvis, unshit my pants #explore

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Me to the rookie cop who pulls me over for a DUI. I just killed a family 5 #expand #doihaveaproblem #freeDiddy

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just realized I had a hole in the back of my sweatpants, made me think of that one SpongeBob episode. Please tell me someone knows ball #chud

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@RustCohle215 Get back on the horse Rust #resiliency

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

I miss Roy Hibbert #expandthegame #nba #bv

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Holy shit #nantucket #bag

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Someone please talk me out of buying these

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@daddygeorge1257 Yeah @ThadThtory has some dawgs on him. He’ll want to suck it too tho

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just walked past a kid bumping Souja Boy at 9:30AM from a jbl riding a manual scooter. I mean I guess #hogdox #beev

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Might go to the police the way I got raped by my exam this morning #wearejanedoe

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Tua throws the game in prime time and the next morning I bomb an exam at 8am. I’m coming for the third tower #imsorrymom #aintthatwhattheydo #nuke #hashtag

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Tua, I think I would rather put nails under each of my toenails and kick a wall as hard as I can than see you play another snap for the Atlanta Falcons. Let’s throw Felipe Franks in the pocket #nuke #freeDiddy #terrorist