the 🍎 formerly known as chad

traded the West Coast for the Deep South & this is the story...

blessed be the Fruit Loops 🌈

#HouseOfVixen

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

okay... now I'm a believer #2012vs2018

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

been awhile since my last tweet/X message…

what have I missed? lol

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

still not a cute-pic-in-an-airplane-lavatory gay...

also how do some of yall have sex in these damn things?!

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

I'm not even sure Oregon deserves to look at a haircut this clean...

kidding. vacation time is here!

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

@DanielNewman gorgeous

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

I've really lost 120 lbs, huh?
gotta keep caring for/loving on myself

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

a hoe made it to her day off.

now about this vacation to Oregon on Wednesday...

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

@Devanthoward *pretends to look at thighs*

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

and on my first day off... I woke up at 10am, walked around my house naked, listening to PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA...

#selfcare

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

off work early & leaving the Ohio River in tears....

only because sheesh I'm really not that bad a person

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

a hoe tiredt but damn I might fuck myself tonight

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

the only picture I've taken since popping down go Lexington this morning

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

here's to always being your own vibe...

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

absolutely an emotionally rough afternoon has my energy scrambled. I work early AF & going to the gym before, but I cannot sleep. do I go out? especially when no one in my life is answering a phone. do I stay home & scramble more?

[cope @cdcxpe]

I am in no way good enough to be on a Beyoncé album.

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

have you ever fucked up and smoked too much weed at work, and now you're high as shit & legitimately cant do anything? because...

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

gotta treat yourself sometime...

we most definitely deserve it.

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

taking this out dancing...

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

#Renaissance

giving black family gathering energy. and I'm all the way here for it

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

really using this last hour before work to throw a Fleet in

[the 🍎 formerly known as chad @chadtheapple]

the gym is slowing gymming

gotta sleep for work tonight