Chad “the bag” Hoffmann

good boy | all heart

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

When people say they go to the library to check out buns they’re obviously only talking about college ones.I’ve been in the public for an hour and all i can see is an old dude pocket jerking it in the general direction of some kids and a teen mom doing ket off diary of a WimpyKid

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

45 days until Bid Day.

#hungry.

[Paul Revere/Roland Gropper @igotoredsoxgame]

I called this girl 12 times last night. I might have to kill myself. Before I kill myself I’m totally jerking off to her nudes that were sent to me last night

[Bobby “The White Reaper” Squeaks @Bobbysqueaks]

#courtside

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Gay son.

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

#opentowork @jpmorgan

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Proud to announce that I will be day drinking today

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

These cucks charmin soft

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Nothing gets a white boy going like seeing an unshapely wasp chip in for eagle at the masters

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Augusta National is like caucasian Mecca

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Baroness Thatcher died this morning following a stroke according to her spokesman Lord Bell

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Rewatching the Matisse Thybulle welcome to the bubble series. Those who know

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

@ku_women #sayhername

[Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski @biglebowski_9]

Accidentally liked an Instagram post from her sophomore year of high school

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Everyones got enough game for the greatest two man of all time until there’s two 7/10 tarts up in their grill in the smoking area and they start talking like they’re actively being lobotomised

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

@nuttapper67 Just give me my James Charles son already

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

A new Maddie Kowalski. The situation in Iran must be worse than we initially thought #kansasbargirl

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Congratulations to all parties involved, nice sex.

All the best,
Chad
#ReleaseTheHawkTiniFiles

[Mike “Hawk” Elder @CoachMikeElder]

My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This Spring Break is a disaster…

[Chad “the bag” Hoffmann @chadthebag]

Just gave a girl unconsentual aftercare. Made her feel so safe and warm #greenwood