Chad

Eywaian Apologist

[Chad @chadtoney]

@extrasalt513 None of these trads know where the waist of a man’s pants should sit?

[Chad @chadtoney]

@JohnCFarrier @SketchesbyBoze Yep!

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@Our_turn___ @paulogia0

[Chad @chadtoney]

Christians: God is not some old man with a beard lol!!

Also Christians: God is a young man with a beard in Judea approx 2,026 years ago. Ok yeah, since he’s been alive for eternity I guess you could say he’s old.

[Chad @chadtoney]

Christians: God is not some old man with a beard lol!!

Also Christians: God is a lion with the voice of Liam Neeson who jumps around swords and faeries and whatnot in a fantasy world.

[Chad @chadtoney]

These people acted the shit out of Hamnet.

[Chad @chadtoney]

@Our_turn___ @paulogia0 You lost me at “just”

[Chad @chadtoney]

@AGoldmund p’-CON

[Chad @chadtoney]

I want to thank President Trump for lowering the price of the Breville Barista Express I purchased last week on Amazon!

[Chad @chadtoney]

@kevin_nealon Haha

[Chad @chadtoney]

I’m guessing globalism and foreign aid are actually self-interested (in a good way) and benefit us in the long run.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

One of the most asinine assertions I’ve ever heard is that groups are somehow not supposed to or not allowed to agree on & enforce moral standards unless they believe those moral standards are objective facts that have sui generis existence independent of thought & discourse.

[Chad @chadtoney]

The Lord of the Rings is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.

[Chad @chadtoney]

I can taste calorie counts within a 9% margin of error.

[Chad @chadtoney]

Should geologists care if the Quran teaches a young earth?

[Chad @chadtoney]

@TeslaCharging This is my biggest annoyance— when my destination is far from a major route. Especially when I do a lot of camping and remote road trips.

[Reed @reed_barnes]

it's 2027. you take a free-tier public Waymo to the DMV (Department of Model Variance) to do a proof-of-identity check for access to GPT 7.1.

the guy at the counter is clearly watching a Mr. Beast video in his AR glasses. "Here for that new model?" he says, barely making eye contact. he wipes his fingers on his shirt and taps at his keyboard. "Lot of you techies showing up here today." you smile politely; you're pretty sure he's just a Claude wrapper anyway.

you lean forward and stare into the retinal scanner. after a long moment, there's a soft chime. "Humanity confirmed. U.S. national. Intelligence access: Terra-class."

you sigh with quiet relief as your devices light up—notifications from a hundred agents, finally able to resume their tasks. you feel a twinge of guilt as you terminate your open-weight backup agents, but remind yourself that a joint congressional committee proved conclusively that Chinese models are non-ensouled.

you step outside and hail another Waymo. the first one passes you by. you grimace; must've burped in that one once. stupid personalized memory.

as you're waiting, your phone buzzes angrily, red notifications blaring across the screen. the Department of War just restricted access to all OpenAI models on serious national security concerns; apparently Pete Hegseth got GPT-6-Instant to say "Claude is a woman." you groan, and resign yourself to another week of merely-somewhat-superhuman intelligence.

Fable 5 is still inaccessible to the public. a twitter anon you trust says it's coming back this week. or maybe next.

[Chad @chadtoney]

Who's on the Supreme Court of the Natural Law?