Chad Patton

Grand Rapids // Non-Profit // I write fiction // Friend of @nickrmanes // He/Him // Writing at

[Chad Patton @chadtpatton]

I’ve finally decided to stop lying to myself. I’m done pretending that Halo Top is anything other than sub-par ice cream. Don’t @ me. This is a time of self-discovery so I need my space.

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The Eagles make history by being the first and only team to prevent The Chiefs from achieving a Three-peat after back-to-back Super Bowl victories.

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#KendrickLamar wearing a Canadian Tuxedo holding Grammy’s he won for a track dissing a Canadian singer.

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@jaysonbussa

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Hangin in there like it’s trying to get on a poster.

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Goo job 🥹🧡

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@LindsayPatton thanks for helping this go viral.

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And instead of Lovett we got Leavitt. 0 for 2.

[molly @angelinrealtime]

and the pod, which did NOT save america—

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New Green Eggs and Ham just dropped.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We’re really fucking doing this again? Really? Fucking really?

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I’m the intern who wrote this Tweet. At first I thought the mission of ADL was to prevent any potential defamation without proper evidence. I now understand the true mission but have been asked to intern in the male room, a name that I have been assured is not a typo.

[ADL @ADL]

This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.

In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.

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Usha not taking a single moment during this entire video to acknowledge James Donald is sending me.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

[sam parker @samprkr]

He quite literally did not believe in the next generation of leadership. That was the defining thing

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The transition continues. The worm is winning.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

How do you even find out you have such talent?? 🤣🤣

https://t.co/9KJBxO8zab

[Chad Patton @chadtpatton]

I just want to try something: Nandor’s Vampiri piri sauce.

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Nothing quite like cramming the night before a test to prove you’ve been a good student all along.

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

To all the people saying Democrats aren’t fighting,

Watch Senator Schumer ram judges through like an auctioneer on a mission to earn the commission of his life and Senator Klobuchar meeting his energy 🔥

It was PAST MIDNIGHT!

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@nickrmanes It’s not that far!!!

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Wait a second. I send my kids to college so they can learn, not so they can burn buildings and trash lawns, right? Except if the football team won or lost a big game, then that’s dope.

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Wow. BRUTAL words for her fellow liberals from Democratic strategist @JulieRoginsky on CNN:

“I’m going to speak some hard truths...We are not be party of common sense, which is the message the voters sent to us...When we address Latino voters...as Latinx, for instance, b/c that’s the politically correct thing to do, it makes them think we don’t even live in the same planet as they do. When we are too afraid to say that, hey, college kids, if you're trashing the campus of Columbia University b/c you’re unhappy about some sort of policy and you’re taking over a university and you’re trashing it and preventing other students from learning, that is unacceptable. But we’re so worried about alienating one or another cohort in our coalition that we do not know what to say when normal people look at that and say, wait a second. I send my kids to college so they can learn, not so they can burn buildings and trash lawns, right? And so on and so forth. When we put pronouns after names and say she/her as opposed to saying, you know what, if I call you by the wrong pronoun, call me out. I am sorry. I won't do it again. But stop with the virtue signaling and speak to people like they’re normal. There is nothing that I'm going to say to Shermichael that I’m not going to say to your or I’m not going to say to somebody else. I speak the same language to everybody. But that’s not what Democrats do. We constantly try to parse out different ways of speaking because our focus groups or polling shows that so-and-so appeals to such and such. That’s not how normal people think. It is not common sense and we need to start being the part of common sense again. Joe Biden is not responsible for that, neither is Kamala Harris. That is a problem that Democrats have had for years. I’ve been banging the drum on this for I don’t know how — probably ten years on this. We need to get back to being the party of common sense that people look at us and say we understand you. We appreciate what you say because you speak our language. And, until we do that, we should stop blaming other people for our own mistakes.”

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The issue with the left is that, while the right is ready to do a January 6, the left is ready to write overly-sympathetic poems about how they feel on the platform X (formerly know as Twitter).

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@nickrmanes Tell me you’re not from Detroit without telling me you’re not from Detroit.

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@robdelaney He’s got the Toejam and Earl vape.