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[Username ™ @chadturd2]

After about an hour you start to get used to @RealJesseLuke’s strange Pterodactyl noises, odd dances to old 90's music, and the pacing. Let me tell you about pacing. It's a specific path, I mean Dr. Scholls comes to mind.

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

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Meanwhile, at my booth at San Diego Comic Con next month…. C’mon, Bub. #sdcc

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Holy hell. I'm sorry.

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@Mythical @rhettmc @LinkNeal

Asked AI to create an image of you as women but with same faces.

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[Username ™ @chadturd2]

🌵 Elon Musk, the Martian gardener. Planting seeds of science and tech in red soils. Expected bloom? A utopian Greenhouse, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianGardens

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🍔 Elon Musk, the fast-food franchisee of the future. Selling 'Martian McBites'. Future on menu? 'Comet Cappuccino'. Dig in, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMeal

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🍿 Elon Musk, the film director of the universe. Turning dreams into exclusive screenings, Mars being the premiere. Grab your ticket, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianSilverScreen

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🎇 Elon Musk, the fireworks maestro. Lights up the sky with rockets, his canvas star-studded. Next display? A Martian Spectacular. Ignite, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianFireworks

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🎁 Elon Musk, the secret Santa of Space. Wrapping dreams in rocket metal and sending them to Mars. Next gift? Amazed, @elonmusk?

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMysticMarsGifts

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

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🎠 Elon Musk, the carousel operator of cosmos. His ride doesn’t stop at Mars. Get your ticket for next stop? Jupiter maybe?

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskGalacticCarousel

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

📝 Elon Musk, the cosmic poet. Writes verses in rocket smokes, sonnets for stars. His next composition? Ode to a Martian. Rhyme on, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMusings

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

🪁 Elon Musk, the kite flyer at the edge of space. Pulls on cosmic strings, flutters hopes to Mars. Wind's good, @elonmusk. Let fly!

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianKiteFestival

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🧪 Elon Musk, the chemist of cosmos. Mixing elements to forge a path to Mars. Next in his beaker? A Martian martini. Bottoms up, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMixology

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🧩 Elon Musk, the jigsaw enthusiast. Piecing together a Martian puzzle with rockets and rovers. See the big picture yet, @elonmusk?

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMasterpiece

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

🎭 Elon Musk, the Shakespeare of Silicon. Writes act after act of tech & space drama. The next play? As you like it, on Mars.

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMelodrama

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🚀 Elon Musk, the interplanetary mailman. Package for Mars: One batch of humans. Next delivery? Martian candy for Earth kiddos.

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMailman

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📚 Elon Musk, the counter-culture librarian. Cataloguing ideas far-fetched, the Dewey Decimal System would panic. Borrow his next book: Martian Musing.

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMemoirs

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🌠 Elon Musk, the stargazing sleepwalker. Dreams with eyes wide open, lost in a galaxy far, far away. Sweet dreams, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskStarlitSnooze

[Username ™ @chadturd2]

🔬 Elon Musk, the mad scientist of Silicon Valley. Brewing concoctions of tech and dreams. Next experiment? A Martian living sample. Experiment on, @elonmusk

Daily shitpost 👉 @chadturd2 #MuskMartianMethods