Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Woke culture sux I just wanna sleep

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Housemates have all consistently ranked Leo’s high on the list of sun signs to vibe with as they should

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

To all the drafts I never tweeted

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

yes of coorse i welcom construction criticism just let me get ready almost ready not yet not yet not yet not yet NOT YET

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Making all my housemates get costar so I know when to ask them to do their damn dishes

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

catch me being late for all my assignments because I care about typography

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

@ProZD Fancy Gouda

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

@jonnysun let me redecorate ur apartment

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

once again tricked into studying philosophy

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

fashion is just cosplay for normies

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Is cultural belonging finally knowing which local grocery stores to go to to get cheap illegal alcohol?

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

I would pay, at minimum, $100 for this t-shirt.

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Same

[きいち @kiichi_otc]

昨日の出来事。
急に空から降ってきた。
え？？

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

being an adult is buying a space heater so that it is always hot pants season

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

Sometimes self care is a smoko in the sun in the sun instead of more burpees

[becca b @bbbeeccaa]

imagine.. swimming in water.......

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

how timely and convenient that i'm going through my hot phase now???

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

me: *googles is incense smoke bad for you*
also me: *tweeting while on smoko*

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jackson Galaxy @chadvillain_]

make jumbo size yakult cartons u cowards