Stan.

Interesting just interesting

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Remember Scholah, the mama mboga who went to Obinna’s show and proudly declared that on a good day she pockets KSh 10,000 from selling managu, kunde, and other groceries? Well, the vegetable cartel later found herself in a relationship with Obinna’s co-host Dappa Man. According to reports from the Ministry of Love and Agriculture, the moment Scholah laid eyes on Omwami, her ovaries started twerking.

Dappa Man on the other hand, saw an opportunity to escape the poverty line while simultaneously supplying uninterrupted high-voltage electricity to the queen of crypto vegetable wallets. However, after securing enough fame, followers, interviews, and soft-life visibility, Scholah appears to have upgraded her operating system and launched a brand new boyfriend leaving our boy seeing marudurudu.

She has reportedly informed Dappa Man that he should kindly locate his lane and remain there. According to her, the relationship was merely a strategic business partnership under the Clout Acquisition Program and he should stop behaving like a shareholder demanding dividends from Wamunyoro.

Our boy Dappa Man is currently applying for admission at the prestigious Great Kalahari Desert University of Science and Technology (K-DUST) School of Character Development, where he hopes to pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Dust Management, Advanced Heartbreak Engineering, and Emotional Damage Studies.

Meanwhile, the Simps Association of East Africa has called for an emergency meeting to discuss the incident and issue new safety guidelines juu wanawake wameúka mnomno. Our boy was used only as a temporary marketing strategy, it's now gnashing of teeth akitoa balloon kwa mapua. Ni mbaya majama. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Rhi🌸🤍 @weird87_]

My girlfriend and I dated for over a year and never used a condom once. I told her I didn’t like it, so we never used protection. I trusted her with my whole heart.
In January 2024 she gave me a full one-month notice that she’d be traveling on Valentine’s Day. I felt at peace — who plans something shady that early? She said her friend who moved to Abuja was getting proposed to, and the boyfriend wanted all the girls there. I believed her. I even gave her transport and feeding money despite her saying the guy would cover everything……

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.

My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?”

She said, “No.”

Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.”

She never did.

Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.

“Are you aware your wife bought land?”

The husband replied:
“No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.”

My sister called my dad angrily:

“Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!”

My Dad answered her:

“You’re the one already scattering it.”

Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.

[Ml!puzi• @_Asahihv]

Hapa sioni comeback walai 😂😂😂😂

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[1eastside @ask2people]

Bro to bro:
Shamba ziko Na kesi mingi wewe
Lima tu lakini usijenge

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Troy @New_air_bender]

Wacha wenye wanataka kuchoma shule wachome. Tuko nyuma sana kwa syllabus

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Always add some salt in your bathing water water after sleeping with a woman you don't trust.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

If Lucy Kibaki was alive today, Murkomen would have collected serious slaps she once lectured Saitoti for behaving the same way Murkomen is behaving anytime we have a tragedy/deaths.

That video exists.

Something current mama assembly would never ever do.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Unajua in Nepal, they had to hang in a rope tied to a helicopter?

Do you know you can never hang on a rope tied even to a 4 storey building under normal circumstances? Just ask yourself what made them hang on those ropes. FEAR.

Kenyan politicians will soon know fear.

[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

The maasai culture is very funny. Imagine coming home from a drink with your best friends or just from work, and you find a spear in your compound! You're supposed to stand there and can't enter your house because someone is chewing your wife ati juu ya mkuki😂 Taaawe!

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

19 years but you have been involved in more missionaries than your pastor.

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

Kuna mahali Elon ameita Ruto pompous retard,nalia Mimi 😭😂

[DEKO🇰🇪 @Dek_oo_]

Kuna dem nimesimp two weeks,jana ikajipa,I want to eat her raw but alikataa, ikabidii tutumie CD,due to my hornyness nilikuwa nayo nilicompanie shots tano,time ya kutoa mrija cd haikuwa,nikanyamazia,ameenda kwake nimetafuta CD kwa bed sioni nangoja niambiwe tumbo imeanza kuniuma

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂

[Chief Njoku @NemeremNjoku]

Is it ok to check your husband’s phone?
Women: yes

Is it ok for your husband to ask for DNA testing?
Women: no, it means he doesn’t trust you

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

@Haky49501827 Madem wa Kenya don't Squirt, they urinate on the bed cos they hate men.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

The Office of the Girlfriend 😂

[Bobo K✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform