Lydia Mack

Writer. Sweatpants loyalist. Sassmouth.

[Mellinda Hensley @MellindaK]

Listen, all I want is the confidence of a man at the gym in jeans and a belt

[Lydia Mack @ChaiAndSass]

My husband sang Barbra Streisand to our deaf dog today

[Lydia Mack @ChaiAndSass]

Steve Kornacki covering #Midterms2022 like

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Looking for that red wave like

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One major tell that someone does have kids:

They're buying Mucinex at Costco

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Two major tells that someone doesn't have kids:

1) They call me between the hours of 5 and 7pm with a non life-threatening emergency

2) They chew their food slowly

[Lydia Mack @ChaiAndSass]

@kellydomara I also do this with non-shorts and shoes of any kind

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Is Trevor Noah breaking up with me

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@makiahisms Sue them for every last dollar! Bring your Emmy to court with you lol

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Is Timothee Chalamet just hot Michael Cera

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Feeling like a solid 8 in the suburbs, 9 when I go to Home Depot

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Did I actually get a good haircut for $29 or am I just dead inside

[Dōgen @Dogen]

japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food

what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track

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Letitia Fuckin James, everyone👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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The other night I heard my toddler singing Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins in bed. Clearly I am doing something right

[Mellinda Hensley @MellindaK]

: graphic design is my passion

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Telling my therapist that mercury retrograde is trying to kill me

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How did we ever fall for gender-specific haircare

[Lydia Mack @ChaiAndSass]

Have you ever moved to the suburbs with a born and raised New Yorker? Because the commentary is like NFL Red Zone but 24/7