Chai Bana

[Aryan @chinchat09]

@EndWokeness Tom Homan to be in charge of deportations
https://t.co/R9Gob5qL0c

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Must be a coincidence 🙄

[beeple @beeple]

LAST PUSH

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Official Trump Endorsement. LFG! 🇺🇸

@realDonaldTrump & @joerogan & @elonmusk

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Whoopsies #FAIL 😂🇺🇸

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

BREAKING: MicroStrategy increased its raise to $700 million to buy more #Bitcoin

[MANEKI @UnrevealedXYZ]

$MANEKI featured by @FinancialTimes

招き猫 🐱

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Wear your #Bitcoin statement.

[Ponke @ponkehq]

⚽️ $PONKE x @UEFA EURO 2024 ⚽️

Looking forward to a month of putting the helmet on new friends 🪖

See you at the Euros! @EURO2024 #euro2024

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

TGIF

Can't wait to crush the markets today, and then crush a few cold ones with the boys tonight

Let's get it!

[Crash @CrashiusClay69]

BREAKING NEWS:

$BRETT is now the 69th largest coin in the world after flipping $ALGO $AAVE $JUP $FLOW $QNT $SEI $EOS by market cap

Soon it will will flip WIF and become the #4 biggest memecoin in history cementing itself on the Mount Rushmore of memecoins

(DOGE SHIB PEPE BRETT)

[achilles neobank arch @achilleswifhat]

The $SC cooking is on another level rn

We will simply outwork everyone

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

I'm obviously not into memecoins myself, but it seems obvious that horny men dominate crypto capital.

So why tf would you buy $HULK???

No one has conviction to hold $hulk but everyone wants to call @IGGYAZALEA their $mother.

There's no celeb meta, just famous hot chicks.

$CFA

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

Heard something about “Asian Mother” $IRENE?

You guys know that if you’re not asian, your $mother is probably not asian right?

@Irenezhao_ 雨晴姐姐早上好 😍

$CFA

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

Hot take.

Blackrock probably doesn't care about crypto at all.

They filed the BTC ETF and ETH ETF for fun because crypto is euphoric.

It will pass.

$CFA

[Crash @CrashiusClay69]

$BRETT and $BOBO leading my memecoin port today

The other week it was $PONKE

the other week it was $PEPE

I said it yesterday

You think I’m gonna let an old lady with glasses like Cathie Wood outperform me?!!

Ur crazy! Im a young man with a bright future, obviously more testosterone being a guy, and I’m in a rising sector like memecoins instead of boomer stock coins for old ppl who’s T levels are on the decline.

If their T levels decline, their energy and portfolio performance will simply not be able to keep up with me it’s simple logic

I’m outperforming ARK by 642x in 2024 and I plan to get that up to 12,000x by end of 2025!!

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

@Cobratate You should consider some dividend stocks instead Mr Tate. 🤝

Solana coins like $CFA are very risky! 😳

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

Bob: Steve, did you see the latest earnings call from Alphabet? Their EBITDA margin is just exquisite.

Steve: Oh, totally, Bob. But I’m all about Tesla. Their P/E ratio might be high, but the growth potential is unparalleled. Plus, their CAPEX efficiency is just... *chef’s kiss*.

Bob: Hah, Tesla? Cute. I’m betting on Apple. Their ROIC is a game-changer. And don't get me started on their FCF yield—divine.

Steve: Please, Apple’s beta is way too stable. Give me Amazon’s volatile alpha any day. Have you seen their Sharpe ratio lately? Phenomenal.

Bob: Well, as long as your portfolio’s correlation with the S&P 500 is low, I suppose.

Steve: Indeed. Diversification is the only free lunch in finance, after all.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I WILL CRASH THE SOLANA NETWORK.

[TradfiBro - $CFA @tradfibrocfa]

If this guy's stream can cause this type of volatility, you know the markets are in need of some serious regulation

This is manipulation pure and simple, even Nancy Pelosi agrees