Christian Haines

I think I rock. In all honesty I most likely lite rock.

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

Today's insomnia brainworm: trying not to dwell on the fact that the state of North Carolina could have statues of @JohnColtrane and Thelonius Monk in the U.S. Capitol if they wanted to, but they are sticking with these guys:

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

North London Forever

[LA🇯🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @enzandz]

Arsenal are shit, but they're my shit

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

@karenfinerman First word i tried so giddy for such a worthy pangram

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

@NYTGames c'mon man, comic...

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

Somehow we Leon Letted the Cold War

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Giving Charlie Brown Christmas a jazz score is probably one of the top 10 decisions in human history

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Sorry to keep you waiting

A thread

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

The writers are just phoning it in at this point

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

A person with direct knowledge of the matter says the relationship between Nuzzi and RFK Jr. was emotional and digital in nature, not physical. Both sides have also said on the record that it was never physical in nature. https://t.co/EZPNe9MJNs

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

@vexedinthecity I'd accept this as the correct answer.

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

And that is why I have no confidence in a man who lost money running a casino.

*parody. I do not run a clandestine DC gambling ring.

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

BEY- 6:5
TS- 3:1
BEY/TS duet- 5:1
TS & TK- 10:1
TS, T&JK- 15:1
TS & TK announce pregnancy while Bey sings Love on Top- 20:1
39 remote from GA- 8:1
39 on stage- 60:1
39 & 47 joint officiate TS JK nuptials on stage- 100:1
Lin Manuel awkwardly rhyming Kamala with Santayana: 2:1

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

If but for no other reason than

she just showed us she can knock out the

capstone/thesis/group project/what have you

in a couple of weeks before the deadline, get the top grade,

and not brag, just be cool about it, and keep going,

#xennials for
#HarrisWalz2024

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

When @MerriamWebster adds "standing on business" in December, might I suggest for the pic:

[Steph🌞 @DaftKnob123]

@DaveMcNamee3000 Paging @AccidentalBron

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

IF THAT MAN DOESN'T PLAY SANTA IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The jury questionnaire today asked “you should treat police officer testimony the same as any other witness's testimony, can you apply that principal?” I wrote “the word is ‘principle,’ but yes.” Not long after, I got booted. So my insufferable pedantic bullshit finally paid off.

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

Foreign clandestine agent killing time in a Parisian bar glances up at the tv

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i know a trained assassin when i see one

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

Put the man in his natural element-- on a train. Whistle-stop tour, lots of retail politicking, build word of mouth, show he's not afraid to be out there. Plus: lots of sitting down between stops.

[Christian Haines @chaines247]

@regularjoe75 way to kill it @TheAnthemDC