Elizabeth Jones

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[Jacob Turner @JacobTurnerNC]

So you're telling me #UNC/Duke are about to play each other in the NCAA Tournament for the first time ever, in the Final 4, in Coach K's final season, in Hubert Davis' first season, after Carolina already beat Duke in Coach K's final game in Cameron?

We live in the Matrix.

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

The Most Interesting Show in the World 2009 https://t.co/ozV0DurfUd via @YouTube happy Halloween from 2009

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

Well now we’re all back.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Imagine making it a crime to offer water to people waiting in line to vote.

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

@GregAbbott_TX you are an idiot. You are unnecessarily risking lives and are definitely going to cause us to lose all the ground we’ve gained fighting this thing. I hope your constituents vote you the F out.

[DTH Sports @dthsports]

Number 900 for Roy Williams.

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

I came back.

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

@NeilHaskell @flexstudiosnyc Hahahahaha

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

@united you guys blow.

[Francis J. Underwood @RepUnderwoodSC]

Nothing I love more than women seizing the role they were always meant to have from lesser men who should have known better. #WomensMarch

[Francis J. Underwood @RepUnderwoodSC]

I don't think even I could create this much chaos in less than a week.

[CNN @CNN]

.@Evan_McMullin: Trump's attacks on media are what leaders with authoritarian tendencies do https://t.co/FpXT44QVnS https://t.co/emUNdn7kTC

[CNN @CNN]

Overhauling Obamacare could lead to a spike in medical debt collections, a new report suggests https://t.co/p0sE9SepIK

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Your daughter literally registered to vote in two states... https://t.co/Uu1KD4hoHm

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Being "unverified" by Twitter does NOT discredit any scientist / journalist who wants to work privately outside the office #PrivacyIsARight https://t.co/lvLBDlQxRN

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Sorry, Mr Trump

That blue tick verifying your ID doesn't verify your belief that China invented global warming. Even if you ARE President.

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
The @CDCgov's #ClimateChange conference is back on, thanks to @algore!
https://t.co/2tFyqNNKjV

[Meggie @mbsthinks]

In honor of my 1 yr @flexstudiosnyc -iverssary, a throwback to 1st class: http://t.co/xFS6xhwZKU cc: @chainsawItAll @leanbodypilates

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

Per the well&good article about Cetaphil: non-toxic is always the safest route. I will tell YA all my faves, just @ me :) @mbsthinks

[Elizabeth Jones @chainsawItAll]

Follow me on Instagram! @chainsawItAll -- I will be deactivating my Twitter account in the next few weeks. XO #changebodychainsaw