yance

watashi wa shinitai

[yance @chainsawyancy1]

Music Appreciation Teacher: "does anyone know any classical examples of modulation?"

Me, an intellectual: "Love On Top by Beyoncé"

[yance @chainsawyancy1]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[yance @chainsawyancy1]

come to play together: https://t.co/ZCHQKIYzQu

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Sksksksk? 🤷‍♂️

[sai twice reborn @verdigrisbeep]

therapy: expensive
my cat stepping on me with her little feet: free

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

my god

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nellie. She visits the sunflowers as often as she can. They make her smile. 13/10 would smile back

[yance @chainsawyancy1]

“That makes me more excited than Ron Roberts during a thunder storm”

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

[first day as a horse whisperer]

ME: ʰᵒʳˢᵉ

[zack zacharski @zacharski_zack]

Give me the:

🔘 AUX

🔘 Charger

🔘JUUL

☑️ BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL, I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND DRIFT AWAY

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

yo may i have uhhh ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃᵗ

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

White person: [hits juul]

Other white person: give me your keys you aren’t driving home