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@SD_Comic_Con @DISALDIVAR24 Thanks guys!!! Very cool!

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@SYFY Dark Matter of course! But wait, you did what? #DarkMatterIsAFanThing

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@netflix please pick up Dark Matter and #lighttheraza

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This is not a crew. This is a family.
TONIGHT: 7pm ET - Reddit AMA, 9pm ET FTL Drive tweet storm with @DarkMatterFTL
#DarkMatter #TeamRaza

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A good way to hide buried treasure from pirates would probably be to mark it with a "Y."

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If blood wasn't thicker than water, then we'd all die of paper cuts.

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It must be hard to have a race in Finland, because every line they cross would be a Finnish line.

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Be careful what you fish for, because you just might net it.

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If a book were compiled containing all of the synonyms used by sisters Charlotte and Emily Bronte, should it be called a "Bronte"saurus?

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Never give a girl named Hope your pogo stick. Because we all know "Hope springs eternal."

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If laughter truly is the best medicine, then going to a comedy club should be covered by my HMO.

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Come to think of it, absinthe may make the heart grow fonder as well.

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Gift horses probably end up self-conscious about their teeth.

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Curiosity should have a warrant out for its arrest for animal cruelty.

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A house divided cannot stand, but a man divided is dead.

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Bums can never be team captains in kickball, because beggars can't be choosers.

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Is there a place for everything if everything has been misplaced?

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Keeping a stiff upper lip is easy when you use hair spray on your mustache.

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People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.