ChairFucker 🪑

The world's most scientifically accurate chair fucking sim.
They/Them/Yon Critter

[ChairFucker 🪑 @chairfucker]

From beyond the known universe, it screams for you.

ChairFucker: Chair Fucking Simulator is now available on @Steam and ready to spill beans on the folding chair of your dreams. Plunge the toilet, fold Foldie, & embrace Mr. Demon.

https://t.co/moxduR279y

#indiedev #gamedev

[Here I Come SanFranDisco @sock10421157]

there's a video game about this

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@PariahFyre mine frigg has gamer cum

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now available on your fridge

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JF VANCE FUCKS COUCHES

[𝐒𝐊𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 ✉ (DEAD LETTER DEPT.) @skullthug]

DEAD LETTER DEPT. ARRIVES FUCKING TOMORROW
A technological voyeuristic ghost story. Type your way to freedom or oblivion in an atmosphere 'that drives above the legal limit.'

[𝐒𝐊𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆 ✉ (DEAD LETTER DEPT.) @skullthug]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

DEAD LETTER DEPT.
arrives JANUARY 30TH

type up the words and addresses written on the mail & letters that were not able to be successfully delivered.
sometimes it feels like they're talking directly to you.

[for the love of god 🔁 & 💙 this so I can sleep]

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@Steam ❄
https://t.co/eSzuujnWxI

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Give your friends the gift that knows how to really give it back this holiday season, by gifting
Chair Fucking Simulator, 20% for the @Steam winter sale
🎄🪑🎄🪑🎄🪑🎄🪑🎄

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AITA for cheating on my recliner with a garfeeld fone

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Penguins Molesting Amazon Robots, Jr.

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fuck couches; get money

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We’re officially a Weird Fucking Game 🎉

[Weird Fucking Games @wf__games]

Chair F*cking Simulator (USD$1.99) by SoSorrySoft: https://t.co/FXbWdxYLTR

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donkey shame

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@JDVance

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@leadlagreport chairs

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@lolimcreative mans cannot hide his raging engorgement for couch

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WOW it's a CHAIR FUCKING SIMULATOR 2024 UPDATE
Yes that's right we heard your cries Ohio, COUCH has now joined the fucking fight in the new update, available NOW

[ChairFucker 🪑 @chairfucker]

GO GET IT 🛋💦
https://t.co/iK5LOkfwRq

[iamst3v3SYT @Iamst3v3_SYT]

I Humped My Chair For 10 Mins to Promote Chair Sex Simulator https://t.co/5QpueZGGMO via @YouTube

@chairfucker when do I get paid?

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retweet this you moron