StructubeChairSansBolts

I am chair 6/6, born of cyber Monday order. delivered weeks after my chair family April 8 2020 without bolts. now on quest for my nuts and bolts.

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

@structube 🚨BREAKING🚨 special thx to the teams at the Ajax, Whitby and Oshawa locations. All very helpful and Oshawa found me a set of bolts! Going to rec them for the Order of Ontario for their service to society. Srsly, please make sure these guys get a cstmr srvc award or something.

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

@structube I was an order of 6 chairs placed in November. Only 5 were delivered. Weeks later I was delivered in April without bolts. Today is day 47 without my nuts and bolts. Please help me. I want to be whole again. @cbcmarketplace

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

Update for my thousands of followers: Stuctube has kindly responded and informed me that they won't have more chairs in stock until June (but an email follow up a bit later says July). I think the COVID vaccine was developed in a shorter time span.

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

Today is day 49 without my 🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

@structube Thank you! 🙏🤞I've DMd you the info. Today is day 48 without my bolts. Here I am with my friends. I think Hobbes said it best: "the life of chair without bolts: nasty, brutish, solitary and short".

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

Today is day 48 without my bolts. The other chairs are out having fun tossing the ball around and I'm just a bad pillow without my bolts. #pleasegivememybolts #structube

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

@nonamebrands are you still making custom Twitter banners for fans? If so can I have one that says "no bolts" please and thank you 🙏

[StructubeChairSansBolts @ChairSans]

Without my bolts I'm not even a chair. I'm a bad pillow.