Oh look at me I’m Tom Holland. I’m starring in several blockbusters. I have my own movie trilogy. I’m marrying Zendaya. I’m playing Spider-Man. Fuck you.
the girl that works front desk at my gym knows me as the alani girl now. said i’m one of the few people that drink it. when i walked in today she said “i’ve got new alani flavors!”
Tuesday schedule
8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch
9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times
11:30
get abortion
1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times
6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong
9:00
another abortion
on facetime with one of my online friends who i haven’t seen in months
her: “oh you’re lookin bigger dude”
me: *blushing while flexing* “do you mean it?”