Chaitya Shah

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Where are Sunday's #FPL points coming from? 🤔

[Tom Mitchell @cakesthebrain]

As a teacher, you’re sometimes privileged to witness life moments. I saw a girl approach a boy to ask if he wanted her number.

He paused, then pulled out his phone. Utter joy on the girl’s face.

I then confiscated the phone as it’s against rules to have it out in the corridor.

[Gus Mears @gusmears1905]

Aubameyang proudly wearing the number 9 with all the confidence of a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher on the first day of term at Hogwarts.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This will forever be Premier League gold. https://t.co/z3Ix5uqVb0

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

Here’s the first teaser for Thor Love And Thunder. All the feels of a classic Thor adventure . Big, loud and Crazy and full of heart. You’ll laugh you’ll cry, then you’ll laugh so much you’ll cry some more!! Love and Thunder coming at you all July 8th!!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is ‘clinomania’: the overwhelming desire to stay in bed.

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

“You should, in science, believe logic and arguments, carefully drawn, and not authorities.”

[John Wick @JohnWickUK]

Be seeing you. 24.3.23

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Carl Sagan explains how we first learned that the Earth is round:

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

FIVE Productivity FEYNMAN- strategies: 🧠

• Stop trying to know-it-all.
• Don't worry about what others are thinking.
• Don't think about what you want to be, but what you want to do.
• Have a sense of humor and talk honestly.
• Teach others what you know.

[Julia May Jonas @Julia_May_Jonas]

Whenever I feel guilty about buying another book, I like to remind myself that I just purchased 1-5 years of that person’s life for 26 dollars.

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

"There are two possible outcomes: if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery" - Enrico Fermi

[Chaitya Shah @chaitya30993]

KEPPPAAAAA!!!!!#CFC #SuperCup

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

FT. IT'S ALL OVER!

WE'RE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL! 😁

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

"The way I see it, if this is to be our last ride then let us go out in a blaze of glory."

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

If you are going to Sharjah and on the disembarkation form you say "bowler" where they ask for your occupation, the immigration officer might just come out, offer sympathy and a few dates, and ask if you really want to enter..

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Kurt Zouma.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

#CRYCHE