Charlotte Kingston

aka Chaka Kant, copywriter, knitter witterer, lunnpolymath.

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@gralefrit Pete's Birthday + earbuds = full-on guffawing in public without explanation. My god, so funny.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@EdGambleComedy I watched them all in one night on Daily Motion via the app/Chromecast - no ads. When I say one night, I mean I didn't sleep at all.

[Oskrc @Oskrc247]

Me RN. #TheWhiteLotus

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@amygarden111 @_Nick_Diller Yes, I can dream visually. However, a lot of it is similar to how I think - more concepts and notions.

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@amygarden111 @_Nick_Diller Yes, I can have a song stuck in my head. But no inner monologue or mind's eye. I think the act of the ears processing it makes it accessible in a different way to self-generated abstract thought.

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@IsItTrue_false I was there in the audience for the recording. Took a day of school to go! Unfortunately, I'm not that distinctive laugh though.

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@NadiaKamil Try being practically named shallot.

[Thom Yorke @thomyorke]

bring down this UK government, they do not speak for us, right the fuck now .. they have no authority, no mandate, no clue, cats in a bag tearing themselves to pieces while the country suffers in extreme distress. enough of this shit. shame on them. #GeneralElection2022

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@Primavera_Sound Is there an accessible queue for Beck at Razzamatazz tomorrow? I have a ticket but I've been too sick to go to the main festival (so no wristband yet). What should I do? Grasias

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

@iangeek That was brilliant, Ian! WOOHOO

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

Live now woo! https://t.co/DV2PDyVb4J

[Ian Davenport @iangeek]

Going to try and do a thing tomorrow evening... basically me with laptop and mixer balanced on top of the propagator. Might be crap, but might work. Tunes should be good either way... Do please drop by, and share with anyone you think might appreciate it!

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

I made this #ronniecorbett #prince #meme #littleredcorbette

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

I made me a meme #brexit #dragrace #rupaul #ohnoshebetterdont #TheresaMay #farce #PeoplesVoteMarch #peoplesvote #eu #weloveeu

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A KAKISTOCRACY is a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous people.

[Ian Davenport @iangeek]

As an annoying 19 year old just getting into comedy in the early 90s, "Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation" was my go-to bible for snippy wordplay and bon mot. Lines from this still filter into my brain when in rest-mode, like some sort of pithy, laconic screensaver. A sad loss

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

📷 New footer for 2019. Back in business.. vaguely!  https://t.co/BdmuPzBxJ9

[Charlotte Kingston @ChakaKant]

I'm out #whamageddon