Dhongi Ud din

All Tweets and retweets certified Halal. 5 namazi. Overtly secular, covertly peaceful. Khatna done. Ammi fed my Khatna to Abbu when he brought 2nd Ammi home.

[Dhongi Ud din @chakletchingum]

Any Lifestyle "Experts" that decide to follow me and want me to reciprocate, expect INSTANT blocking. Pests

[Vegan Future @veganfuture]

Easy 3-Ingredient Vegan Nutella https://t.co/1dmD7wvDBQ

[Vashi Sharma @VashiMant]

In Saudi, no Hindu can
1 convert a Saudi girl
2 marry her
3 have kids
4 divorce
5 marry another Saudi girl following 1-3
6 become superstar after doing 1-5

This is Saudi Aamir Khan visits twice a yr w/ bowed head. Then there is India where he did 1 to 6 but doesn't feel safe.

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

Let's hash it all out. https://t.co/v1jpngcgZg

[Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) @majorgauravarya]

Respected Pradhan Mantri Sri @narendramodi ji, my letter to you is a cry of anguish. Red Tape is slowly strangling India. The bureaucracy is killing our collective spirit. Your intervention is requested and it must be quick. We don’t have much time left. https://t.co/lYOc5XCiFC

[Dhongi Ud din @chakletchingum]

@sagarikaghose @NalsarLaw Which topic did you speak on? Legalising Prostitution?

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

There is never a time you don't need a giant skillet cookie unless maybe it's in the middle of you driving or running a race or something like that. https://t.co/VA7bQvbO7L

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

@realDonaldTrump RT if you think Andrew McCabe's pension should go to @GenFlynn

[Sankrant Sanu सानु संक्रान्त ਸੰਕ੍ਰਾਂਤ ਸਾਨੁ @sankrant]

@vivekagnihotri The Congress party was formed as a "safety valve" to delay freedom. The party's role in getting freedom for India was minimal. #WWI and #AzadHindFauj led to it.
https://t.co/ctDawn41N5

[Dhongi Ud din @chakletchingum]

@rohini_sgh The tried and tested method of the Mossies. First attack, and when that doesn’t succeed, play victim

[Rumi @Rumi_Quote]

As you live deeper in the Heart, the mirror gets clearer and cleaner.

[Facts Professor @FactsProfessor]

The U.S. could feed 800 million people with the grain used to feed the country's livestock.

[Archie 🇮🇳🚩 @archu243]

EPIC reply to the Judge who tried to mock Dr @Swamy39 in the Ram Sethu case

Judge: Do you go to #RamSethu to pray everyday?
Dr Swamy: I also pray to Sun God everyday, but I don't go there

The wittiest politician I ever saw
🤣🤣🤣

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

*Accidentally eats 25 of these*

[Sonam Mahajan @AsYouNotWish]

Guru @SriSri Ji, feel very sorry for you. Arfa Khanum is an expert deceiver, the first 10 seconds of her version of video itself explained her agenda. India trusts you, you don’t need these hate-mongers to clarify your stand. We know you stand for peace and said nothing wrong.

[Madhu Purnima Kishwar @madhukishwar]

Watch the arrogant & severe tone in which this prejudice loaded greenhorn female anchor talks to globally revered spiritual leader @SriSri who is atleast her father's if not her grandfather's age. Has badtamizi become integral part of #sickularist culture? https://t.co/PKpmSzLjoT

[OpIndia.com @OpIndia_com]

Rape trial finally begins against Tarun Tejpal who was defended by his leftist comrades
https://t.co/SRd6rmXuKe

[Purnesh @purnesh_mantras]

Wonderful development for the North East! #yoga 😊🙏

https://t.co/iornEVLUCV

@sarbanandsonwal @himantabiswa @CMOArunachal @CMOfficeAssam @ManipurCMO https://t.co/xutEJqqD7s

[Tajinder Bagga @TajinderBagga]

Exposing #WireTheLiar