lee evans

Narcoleptic sound monkey

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@BigJeffJohns @WeRFranknBeans @thelanesbristol @BadDreems @dareshack @mocktudors @No1Harbourside Bad//Dreems are waiting for you!

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@VirginAtlantic why is it impossible to join flying club. I have been trying to collect@points but there is an error message every time I try to join.

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@TechGuy_Edu @DriiftLive @glastonbury But it is Coldplay playing, no one should ever have to pay to see them! It’s the same as U2’s enforced album on iTunes.

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@Bitbasic @miaouxmiaoux @julienmier @domchristie @SamALaBamalot @CrssPrjct @rych_t @Inofaith @fedbymachines @stphnnnn @Owenpmorgan @mylarmelodies @GW360 I might actually attempt something this time.

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@tfwrail @davidwrench @AvantiWestCoast You say you can’t stop people at unmanned stations, but the original tweet states this is from Crewe to Chester, both gated and manned stations. You can’t blame the passengers, as a company it is your duty to make sure customers are safe. Do it properly or hand it over.

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@GoalieReid @GPedliham @yahyasnow1 @ashlea_robyn They can’t be illegal if they are registered. Get an education dick head! If they were illegal they would be hidden. Get an education and drop the hate.

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@MYMATEMAX1 @ashlea_robyn @JohnjoL20 @GOVUK If they are registered with the government then they are illegal, if they were illegal they wouldn’t be known to anyone and would be hidden in society without anyone knowing.

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@ashlea_robyn Why do you have so much hate towards others?

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@Ferdys_Tips @dominicororke @ashlea_robyn All homeless were offered hotels over lockdown, some didn’t accept it, but every homeless charity made sure that no one was left to sleep on the streets.

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@Trespass hi, I have contacted Customer services twice and you on here, you have deleted my tweets and still no one has replied to my emails, I see you are replying to other customers but ignoring me.

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@Trespass is it your policy to ignore your customers?

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@Trespass I contacted customer services for an item that was delivered late after paying for next day delivery, and then when the item I contacted you again about the fact that it wasn’t suitable for the job described and I have been waiting a week for a reply. Worst service!

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@Trespass I emailed customer services twice in the last week and still no reply. I paid for 24 hour deliver and waited 48 hours for it to turn up. I bought your windbreak, it started to split in under an hour of use. Terrible service.

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Last gig of the year last night doing monitors for @monoofjapan at @barbicancentre Nothing like a bit of post rock to see you into Christmas. @ Barbican Centre https://t.co/4ZENAXXckU

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Have @DPDUK3 ever delivered a parcel successfully?

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@LBofBromley is it policy that daytime use of parks at weekend is for football only? Also what is the policy of explicit language in public park spaces by organised sports groups during the day?

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Sand swept! #staffdebordeaux #staffie #staffordshirebullterrier @ Talacre Beach https://t.co/dnQUGU2RBy

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One of the toughest shows to date. Battling with so many stages, but the audience was unbelievable. Topped off with a pool to cool hot feet in! #letseatgrandma #tourlife @ Mad Cool Festival https://t.co/IlEnsUsCU1

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H.I.P.O Hippos trying to launch a rocket. I hope they succeed! #coachella2019 @ Coachella, California https://t.co/CRrSOyFktK

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@Footasylum, how have @Hermesparcels managed to lose the same order twice in under a week!?! Once can be understood as a mistake, but then screwing it up on the 2nd 24 hour reorder is beyond a joke. Maybe time to find a company that can actually deliver a parcel on time.