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hello (she/her)

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

Is everyone lowkey losing it rn or is it just me and Channing Tatum

[jen @scrawnypercy]

how i’d be moving if i lived in the mcu and heard that spiderman got shot through spidertwt

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ ISO 10/30 PIT @onlyangeleclerc]

yall wouldn’t have survived the OG covers back in its prime #whoremembers #offcampus

[Tom @tomsnyds]

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

[R/GA @RGA]

Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here

[Big Liberty @biglibertyguy]

National addresses from the PM this century:

2003: Australia is entering the war in Iraq
2008: The world economy is collapsing
2020: We are in a global pandemic
2026: Petrol's a bit exxy hey?

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[miia @miiagarro]

when your period comes and you're like ohhh that's why i was planning my suicide

[🪐 @emmasarchivee]

the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

[taoki @justalexoki]

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

[yagi @yducknow]

Driving to my 9-to-5 job while drug dealers and 8-year-old YouTubers buy their third property.

[miri @mishtimere]

how it feels to use up my paid sick days to do a bunch of bullshit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

btw. the rest is still unwritten