Leonardo Tomas

The Straw that Stirs the Drink | Rocker of Chalk | Father

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@schmo_joe55846 Quench that thirst, Joe.

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@FreddyFoReal65 Double trail mix. Sharp.

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@ZwedishMeatbalZ @FreddyFoReal65 @GertrudeLoves @wawsjp “sources”

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@GertrudeLoves Gertrude, you’re a grown ass woman.

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That’s how you make it bitch !!

Barber Matthew get the clippers ready… kid’s gonna be sweaty and smelly with a tummy at the taper speed !

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@schmo_joe55846 Joe, I’m here for all of it. I’ve been there for all of it.

I think I can do mano y mano for a full game length if the couch is comfy enough and the entertainment is up to par.

Major plus if there is a dog present.

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@schmo_joe55846 Leaving a positive impact on the youth is so fulfilling !

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Dear Mrs. Valair’s, 8th Grade History Class…

Your substitute tomorrow is currently in the #greenzone

Classy amount of bevs at a fire tonight, just heated up the sisters leftover lo mein in the fridge.

I might even shampoo the smoke out of my hair !

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@schmo_joe55846 nicely put

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@GertrudeLoves we love u Miss Jones

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@GertrudeLoves Freddy !! Is she Jewish ?!?

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It’s noon and I’m at the red. Feel like an F-150 is parked on my head.

Made the rents stop at Stewart’s and Latham Bev…

Mr. Captain & Coke has walked in the room, followed by an absolute rocket of Miss Mimosa.

Now we go.

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@FreddyFoReal65 let us know how your saturday goes. godspeed brother

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@jjet_lyy was it that hazy dull blue outside? weird feeling to see that peaking through the window. do i keep drinking or do i call it? both feel wrong…

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I am willing to put my entire reputation on men’s Gillette Gel deodorant.

I’ve been on a ‘Cool Wave’ kick for many years with the occasional ‘Power Rush’ flavor.

But good god almighty… let me introduce ‘Mountain Air’ to your life!

I will never look back. #nofreeads

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

Smoking before I start drinking completely hinders my ability to drink.

Smoking after I’ve caught a buzz does not slow me down whatsoever.

#science #hantavirus

[Leonardo Tomas @chalkrockerr]

@JohnMcGoey3 @quinnisking at least you weren’t the crook who got a pitcher of guinness

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@quinnisking @showtimeknows twoplates

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@ConnorA1224 @jjet_lyy was that today?