Chalky Jane

Sign Writer, singer, mother, philosopher…dreamer!

[Chalky Jane @chalkyjane]

@RealHughJackman If the feeling takes you Hugh, I’d be extremely grateful!!

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@anne_hegerty @engteachervng Thank you Anne! I have very fond memories of our show and you are the absolute Queen of #TheChase …room for one more girl in the Green Room?!!😁

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@paulybengali Please can I be your #Chaser colleague Paul?!

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@DrHoenderkamp @cptndemocracy64 …and you feel that your money was well spent? It seems the school was providing poor stimulus even for the entitled and privileged. How lucky your lad won’t end up on the scrap heap like all his well heeled peers! You are a joke! 🤣🤣🤣

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@fish_pip @DrHoenderkamp @cptndemocracy64 🤣

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@JanNewell6 @DrHoenderkamp @cptndemocracy64 How do you know? He never went to state school. It seems that you are abdicating your parental responsibility because you can afford to. Bright children can thrive in state schools with the backing of their parents. This is a ludicrous argument.

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@Irishguy6647 @socceraid @UNICEF_uk @ITV @ITVX @WeAreSTV OMG! I so agree with you-I heard that they even had real alpha men handing out the half time oranges and washing the kits-what is the world coming to? Women:know your place.
You absolute knob jockey!

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@socceraid @robbiewilliams @UNICEF_uk @ITV @ITVX @WeAreSTV Watching Soccer Aid tonight with an England XI far more entertaining than the shower of shite I watched on Friday against Iceland…is it too late for Gareth to sign up Grennan and Bartlett to the squad for Germany and get a bit of advice from RW?😁

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@eliistender10 It’s been 19 years since my mum die& five weeks since my husband left. He didn’t die. He just left. What I would give for one conversation with my mum right now,One last pearl of wisdom. My dad has fought cancer and two heart attacks in the last 3 years. He remains my only hero.

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@OneQnShootout Aha! That’s what I wanted to know! I was lucky enough to beat Anne earlier this year-I just wanted to know how exclusive a club I belonged to!! 😁

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@OneQnShootout Is that single players?

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@OneQnShootout Thank you!

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@AldiUK This is Nellie the bonkers Vizsla!She loves to run through long grass and chasing around with all her doggie friends!She’s full of fun,extremely mischievous and gives great cuddles!I’d say she’s medium sized, but others say she’s big! Whatever category, her personality is huge 🐾

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@piersmorgan Maybe said celebs have already quietly donated without the ostentatious fanfare of an auction Piersy Boy?

[Nigel Owens MBE @Nigelrefowens]

This is very very sad. Let us all make sure that we show kindness at all times and help create an environment that we encourage those who are struggling to talk about it and seek help. God bless you young man. #NS10

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@GaryBarlow awesome show tonight. Thank you for allowing us to go out out! Happy Christmas Gary🎄😘

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@ChefTomKerridge I wholeheartedly agree-our hospitality trade will suffer harder open this year than closed last year as we have no government support. Not to mention self employed suppliers like myself-we will all be left high and dry!

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@HandFMarlow @DovecotePark Oh my god…get in my face you beautiful aged bovine!!

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@Wendy_Wason As a teenager I served Dudley Moore lunch and said “You don’t half look like Dudley Moore.” D’oh!
He was bloody lovely though and stayed to chat to the staff when we shut (back in the day of 3om close!)