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[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Shola Ameobi was sent off against Liverpool today for calling Phil Dowd a 'fat dwarfey mong'..

[Steven Mordue @NufcRyton]

@Jonisageek @officialpapers @DingosBrother @d11gla @alirook well done @officialHaswell on winning Eurovision!

[Steven Mordue @NufcRyton]

“@thesundaysport: At least you're not Steve, NikNaks turned his willy orange! @thesundaysport”@georgiafoggin

[Steven Mordue @NufcRyton]

@chall091983

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet]

"If ya took them stupid glasses off hedgehog and had a look about, you'd see there's nee tea cups lying around!..." #oz

[Barry Bowerbank @BazzaB1971]

@aufwiedpet don't hit don't hit me I'm a bleeder

[Marc Errington @MrE26]

Why's everyone got a wide on about the Killers lead singer?

[Michael Van Gerwen @MvG180]

What a night for me. Fantastic. To win this tournament means alot for me. Thnx Everyone for the Nice messages. Amazing.

[Michael Van Gerwen @MvG180]

Tired now but it was worth it. Good night, fans,family, friends!

[Michael Van Gerwen @MvG180]

Bedankt allemaal, wat een topdag. Hoop dat er nog velen mogen volgen. Super. Truste allemaal

[horny beaver @chall091983]

@BenCleggExcuses @cwbearman Ben clegg (WHO) are you dead???

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Still can't have him for getting up his brothers bird though. Great player but can't be doing that. No matter how much of a top player he is

[Steven Mordue @NufcRyton]

Sick of hearing about Giggs birthday. Twat. Wonder if he got a birthday card off his brother? Oh wait no cos he was goosing his wife!

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just bought some drawing pins.

[Craig Wright @cwbearman]

@chall091983 @DingosBrother not sure but you wont see it #socialrecluse #crispmuncher #loveyouaswell

[horny beaver @chall091983]

@cwbearman @dingosbrother what time do you plan on being a massive pleb or falling over by #puredyde #massiveclem #socialhandgrenade

[Kayleigh @kayyleighk7]

Savage: 'What is a Manchester United player?'

Shearer: 'Not you cos they sold ya.' #motd2

[Kayleigh @kayyleighk7]

No way any managers will mess with Poyet... What if he takes his coat off? #threatened

[horny beaver @chall091983]

@chall091983 @csrytonnufc they call that a derby bunch of bin dipping twats

[Dan Lintern @DANBOON86]

Who gives a fuck if groves got robbed he's cunt anyways. #fact