kegel scout

scattered, covered, smothered, diced, capped (she/her)

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[Apayauq 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴🇵🇸 @Apayauq1]

when i heard about Butlerian Jihad for the 1st time i thought it meant feminist struggle inspired by Judith Butler

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I spent weeks closely studying olden Yorkshire accents for NOTHING

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I know her heart

[razan @timelesszip]

my favorite picture is this cat staring at me through her expensive apartment window

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

as the daughter

[martha 𓊝 @corduroycleric]

this is how every greek tragedy protagonist’s opening speech sounds

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Americans thinking that class mobility is real and people end up in a different economic situation than they were born in

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ big red dog, man

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

me every time aunt gladys appeared during weapons (2025)

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

diane i seem to be trapped in a two dimensional cartoon house with a purple talking dog

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt….this attack on true writers everywhere….alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted….the final trace of human touch….