Conor Halloran

Good Vibes Only Always Seek Knowledge

[Hoodie1PF 🥷🏽 @DadyChampagne]

At that moment he knew he wasn’t making a mistake.... that’s a WIFE

[𝓑𝓻𝓲 @shialablunttt]

That one white gurl when the teacher says “I’ll wait”

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

[Deion 𓋹 @CalmDeion]

My type of adventure.

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

I never thought Wiz Khalifa’s lie detector test would be the purest form of entertainment

[riley ♡ @peekariley]

I restarted my sex life so if you think we fucked we never did

[⚜️ @tarrrj]

I’ll buss on her back and wherever it lands we’ll fly to... that’s goals right there fam https://t.co/imkhelo9JV

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Hard time saying "W" 😂 https://t.co/wQNChhgTMj

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

Me and my future wife gonna get those lamps that turns on and off when you clap, so when I’m blowing that back out we finna be in a rave

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

100% chance 🤙🏾🤙🏾 https://t.co/ChKwjvHnT1

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

Forever one of my favorite videos https://t.co/RezZF9PsFN

[Tommy Coughlin @tcoughlin32]

Verizon: You’re all out of data. You’ve been charged overage data for this month

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