SqueegyBeckenheim

Captain and Co-Founder of Team SpAz!

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

Breaking news: Dodgers have signed relief pitcher Jesus Christ, and are in deep talks with the ghost of Babe Ruth.

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

LeBron James
Saquon Barkley
Joel Embiid
Jalen Hurts
Jaylen Brown
Bryce Harper
Tyrese Maxey
Kyle Schwarber
DeVonta Smith
Zack Wheeler

Name a better sports town.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Jamie Apody @JamieApody]

Just a brutal business right now. 💔

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

someone please SAVE HIM

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@BazookaJoseph @Devan_Kaney Dude, wtf is your problem?!? Literally zero reason to be calling her names.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert against Donald Trump!

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Today would have been Roy Halladay’s 49th Birthday.

RIP Doc.

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@CarmMarie12 @JackFritzWIP Yeah, as a fellow allergy and migraine sufferer, I can't always tell the difference between a migraine and sinus headache. And allergies are god awful this year.

[Tommy Santos @tommysantos14]

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump?

You’re not real bright.

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@zachlanebryan Sleepy baby boi.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

prepare to be sick of me

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@zachlanebryan If people are complaining a show is too long, they can just leave lol... Keep it long for us real ones!

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Game 1: WE ARE SO BACK! WORLD SERIES, BABY!⚾️⚾️⚾️

Game 3: Blow up this team 😭😭

Sincerely,
A Phillies fan

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

Hey @MLBTV, your new customer AI services suck, and I can't get ahold of a human... Do better.

[Jim Cantore @JimCantore]

@MonicaBysinger Because I think its lunacy.

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@TarynNBCS You will be missed Taryn! Still gonna follow your journey on TikTok. Can't wait to see wjay the future holds for you.

[Jamie Apody @JamieApody]

Sharing this beautiful social media post by Brandon Graham's wife. What an amazingly supportive couple they are. I'm sure she loved having him home, I'm sure she worries about his health and his safety, but she's out there, in his corner, applauding his every step 👏 #Eagles

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@zachlanebryan Hell yeah ol' son!!!

[SqueegyBeckenheim @chalooch116]

@CMBaseball41 Spitting straight facts!