alex

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

[alex @chamalamadingd]

Kim Gordon’s always the coolest person in the room

[hoodie @hoodienanami]

timothee chalamet is in the knicks locker room getting champagne poured on him and getting called lisan al-gaib by the team...not even when he became the youngest male actor to win a sag award was he living the dream this much

[aria_p @agressive_meow]

kids are so uncomfortable bc they bumped into daddy's ex in a grocery store

[alex @chamalamadingd]

tell me my future oh wise wizard

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

there should be a rule where if nothing fun has happened by halfway through the race, the remaining aston martin mandatorily explodes

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Até hoje n sei quem é

[gen z ann lee @elainesmays]

Watches Trainspotting for the first time and couldn’t stop thinking about this tweet

[ray @ln4norris]

team DNF

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

for centuries literature was obsessed with loves that consumed people whole. now everyone wants healthy relationships. whatever happened to devotion, obsession, possessiveness, the desire to devour someone’s body and soul? what the hell is all this healing shit anyway

[mel @docterpoison]

toda vez que esse cover chocante aparece na minha tl eu paro pra assistir minha for you só tem isso

[alex @chamalamadingd]

i’ll never skip this

[lucca @homescholedboy]

ela coloca tanta emoção na voz pra cantar meu deus

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[alex 🐝🇦🇺 @oscgoat]

The year is 2059. Half of the world is underwater due to climate change. We all live in the Metaverse. When I put on my VR headset, I receive a notification.

62 year old Charles Leclerc has signed a multi year contract extension with Ferrari

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[Doctor Ava M.D. P.h.D Russoculipticocularisticism @63grussell63]

look To be honest i know we all joke about him having stockholm syndrome but if i was born in Race Car City where i was told it was prophesied since my birth i would drive The Red Car and i was known as The Chosen One i too would probably go into some sort of psychosis

[alex @chamalamadingd]

@evasantos_as9 poster boy

[alex @chamalamadingd]

can’t be coincidence

[alex @chamalamadingd]

@rosecolordbass he loves 20th century history

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

i feel bad for the kids who will grow up without real television

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[alex @chamalamadingd]

@BorislavSm5210 @somaerican @zombielnmybodyy it’s the haircut