Madison, WI Chamber of Commerce

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[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [arriving in heaven] so did anybody cry at my funeral

god: oh actually your body is still in the ball pit

[duo @duolingous]

Beg for your life in spanish.

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Rest easy, Madison bar patrons. Red Rock Saloon has reassured us (yet again) that the “No Blacks Allowed” sign only extends to acceptable cowboy boot stylings! Continue on and drink responsibly!

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Ah yes, this is such a wonderful city. Who doesn’t love running into a former professor and scramble to find a way to make your current job seem impressive and relevant?!

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I can assure you all that here at the Chamber we know when (and when not) to use the correct form of “pedal.”

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Good news! Public transit system to be completely replaced with B-Cycles and the Trolley Pub! Talk about cardio! Let’s get peddling, Badgers! 🚲

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If you’re running low on groceries, stop on over at the Hilldale Target where a white woman with a Fair Trade diamond ring and Tevas can be found telling an employee that Chiquita bananas are racist!

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Feel like getting condescended? Head on over to the Weary Traveller where a grad student can tell you your Foucauldian analyses aren’t sufficiently “subterranean” while you enjoy some nice mulled wine!

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Visit the city that has 8! frats with no documented hazing incidents in the 2018 academic year

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Looking to shop locally for family? A Woman’s Touch is running a great 25% off sale so you can find that special toy your uncle will love!

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Looking to hide a dead body? Check out the new Bill Cosby addition to the Epic campus that is getting its foundation laid this spring.

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Much like Scott Walker’s butt, Madison, WI is open for business!