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twitters funniest underground comedian | edtwt (sorry)

[hail @chamelistry]

@AquaWaters31512 word thank you

[hail @chamelistry]

easiest most painless way to commit suicide?

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i think i’m ready to come back here. it’s been too fucking rough i cry everyday i just can’t do this anymore

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wow i just ate an entire chipotle burrito for the first time. in one sitting. please send threats so i can better myself

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wish i were tall cus why the fuck am i not underweight at 100 lbs fuck my life

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@emmibabey HIII we’re similar heights can we be mooties 🤞🤞

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@sIeepingseason YOURE SO CUTE OMG

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christmas egg miso soup

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@deardollsie YES. BAG HIM NOW.

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@eatudead okkk

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i’ve been so inactive for so long my life has been absolutely crazy recently. so much has been happening and i’ve been having the time of my life it doesn’t even feel real. i hope you all are doing well !!

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@urfriendmae thank you so much!!

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um. i think i have a boyfriend question mark

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i ate like a pig yesterday and went down a pound god is real

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@mysp0tlessmind AND PTV LETS GOO

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@mysp0tlessmind LOVE MANNEQUIN PUSSY

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i accidentally napped for 2 hours ok

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@sIeepingseason IN VIRGINIA

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GUESS WHOS SEEING PIERCE THE FUCKING VEIL

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@fayesdiaryy YUP