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[carmen @chammo]

Is it easter

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Favorited "CVS BANGERS" https://t.co/lABptZ2Eou by TOLKIENBLACK

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pro tip don’t do shrooms on 20th anniversary of 9/11

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Schadenfreude strong when people are like I was hacked! and you know they fell for some basic phishing shit

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just hanging out, waiting for a natural disaster to decide what needs to be discarded

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also- mouth has atrophied; can no longer eat chips labeled classic or rustic

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After 9 months of furlough, called back in to work tomorrow. Mostly disappointed because my new CVS face tats aren’t fully healed yet.

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just plunged my hand into rubber band collection box. very relieved to find a bouncy tangle, no crusty weepy deterioration.

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

Wait, forget it. I just checked. The vaccine was developed by Pfizer Mufflers and Exhaust Repair.

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@MrEZLivin lol oh do you like jokes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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sensory deprivation tank was not lit

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thinking about getting some around the house chain mail

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the most room temperature day in recent memory

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heirloom gorilla mask

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Hope to never do a pardon on someone

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@nathanfielder

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that awkward feeling when you are talking to hippie travelers and accidentally call them out for throwing someone under the bus

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just caught myself making the face of the emoji I was looking for

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Thinking about getting really into LinkedIn

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I feel like my regular trash is too good for the junk mail I receive. Where is the worst trash?