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i spent 12 minutes coming up with this

[craig ownby @chamown]

One day, I'll look back fondly on the #crypto crash of 2026 from my private island. Shutter Island.

[craig ownby @chamown]

The year was 2026. Vehicles still didn't have built in microwaves and mini fridges to take leftovers from vacation meals on road trips back home. But that was all about to change. Right? @Toyota @Ford @chevy @MazdaUSA @Kia @Tesla @Nissan

[craig ownby @chamown]

People who yell during the back swing of a golfer should be banned from every golf course in the world. #WasteManagementOpen

[craig ownby @chamown]

They weren't the color we wanted. Guess the salesman thought we would live with it. Sorry for him, we didn't. I went into the store and they begrudgingly refunded each cabinet. Took over an hour. Cancelled countertops too. Haven't set foot in Lowe's since.

[craig ownby @chamown]

Spent thousands of dollars on cabinets/countertops @Lowes, told even though the color in their brochure wasn't what we wanted, that the manufacturer would paint the color we wanted. After several weeks of delays from the expected delivery date, they finally came. Guess what?...

[SonnyBoy🇺🇸 @gotrice2024]

You bought a new washing machine from Lowe’s, you even took off work so that you could be home for the delivery because your washing machine isn’t working right. After an hour after the delivery window ended, you call them and see why they didn’t come yet. They tell you they did come and that you didn’t answer the door so they left a note on the door. You go out and sure enough, there’s a note. You check your camera and see this. At this point would you even bother with the delivery again or would you just cancel and go buy from another store that values their customers more?

[craig ownby @chamown]

@Titans 3 years max

[craig ownby @chamown]

@Titans @JellyRoll615 @Nationwide @GrindSimmons94 Hey @jamestlatham is that our fantasy trophy?

[craig ownby @chamown]

@TheFFBallers Family show, I know. But Sean Mutha Tucker.

[craig ownby @chamown]

@thatsKAIZEN Ha, I do like the thought of all taxes suspended when the government is shut down, though.

[craig ownby @chamown]

Seems like a pretty large waste of money to send my @FedEx package from Illinois to Tennessee to California when I live in Tennessee.

[craig ownby @chamown]

@newschannelnine Ummm...that's Nashville

[craig ownby @chamown]

@loucityfc @SeatGeek My man

[craig ownby @chamown]

@RGW_News Haha you almost got me because I saw it on Saturday Down South. Dick G with the W.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is something everyone needs to hear today.

[Carlos (Spanish Voice) Lopez🍊 @CarlosOnTheGo12]

Tremendous opportunity we have this weekend to make a HUGE impact in College Sports. Hispanic Heritage month, Hispanic QB and first Spanish broadcaster in Tennessee history. @CollegeGameDay @PatMcAfeeShow @ReceDavis @KirkHerbstreit I’m trying to teach yall ESPAÑOL. 🍊#VamosVols🍊

[craig ownby @chamown]

@coinbureau Stake and bake.

[craig ownby @chamown]

My son just gave me a @werthers_orig. Glad my grandfather has reincarnated. #childhood

[craig ownby @chamown]

@_garry645 @Vol_Hoops I'm glad he left me and my mom to play basketball. We're better off.

[craig ownby @chamown]

@_garry645 @Vol_Hoops Thanks, I can't afford one so I asked ChatGPT. Ouch

[craig ownby @chamown]

@_garry645 @Vol_Hoops Broome stiff-armed a guy and was crying about getting called for a foul. You a fan of that?