Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.
Jimmy Kimmel: “My country’s president would like to shut me up because I don’t adore him in the way he likes to be adored. We won, the president lost and now I’m back on the air every night giving the most powerful politician on earth a right and richly deserved bollocking”
My list of peoples’ names that I don’t wanna hear in 2026:
Donald Trump
JD Vance
Diddy
Donald Trump
Chrisean
Karoline Leavitt
Kristi Noem
Donald Trump
Nicki Minaj
Ericka Kirk
Donald Trump
Kash Patel
Charlie Kirk
Candace Owen
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🚨BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett has just announced that she is running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
Her announcement video showing Trump calling her "low IQ" and her rolling her eyes is EPIC.
She knows exactly how to get under Trump’s skin.
Removing free access to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, while making it free on Trump’s birthday, is exactly as racist as you think it is.