Some kid tried fighting me because i was “staring” at his girlfriend and I told him if I wanted a 4 for 4 meal I’ll DoorDash her. Kid got upset. Kid sucked
To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.