maya f

...the chamber of the hootchy-kootch. its bathtub full of orchids. its closet full of smoke.

[maya f @champurrs]

@ideavist @JanisCJMSCJ @CBSThisMorning perhaps that's precisely why -- we are judged, and often financially penalized, for any pre-existing condition; in many cases, diagnoses are cavalierly assigned --sharing mental health issues/setbacks can do as much harm as good

[maya f @champurrs]

@Shinzo_Abe_PM @realDonaldTrump never, though #readtheroom #killit #hireaprofessional ...obviously.

[maya f @champurrs]

@_imawoodelf @Shinzo_Abe_PM @realDonaldTrump most teenagers do this, though, oui? practically a compliment -- this is giving it too much credit #cliffsnotes #shortcut #everyoneelseisdoingit

[maya f @champurrs]

@BigP4P4Smurf death by snoo snoo!

[Limericking @Limericking]

There is an old fellow named Pence
Whose hobby is taking offence.
He does it some days
In gimmicky ways
As well as at public expense.

[maya f @champurrs]

@ShawnChittle @pablostanley This could only happen if you #WFH So, you're missing out on #workingwithoutpants (Also, coffee IS the most delicious of caffeine sources.)

[maya f @champurrs]

@MaxCRoser @ShawnChittle honestly, who among you gents can lay claim to such accomplishments?

[maya f @champurrs]

A lady on Avenue B ran to catch the M8 bus; missed it. Her reaction: "At least we're not in L.A." #truth #iloveny #betterthanthealternative

[maya f @champurrs]

I'm about to hit up @TaskRabbit to have someone come over and zip up my dress #singlelife

[maya f @champurrs]

Thanks to @DanBarber and @Sheena_Iyengar for an entertaining and thought-provoking talk and Q&A @RubinMuseum. Buy their books!

[Ryan Parker @TheRyanParker]

I love you so much sometimes, Internet. #debatenight

[maya f @champurrs]

digging @TheGetDown on @netflix #70s #tunes #krautrock #disco #CAN #donnasummer #jimmysmits

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in

[maya f @champurrs]

for a second i was like "how can there only be six places that will deliver gazpacho to me right now?" #spoiled #newyorker #hotasfuck

[maya f @champurrs]

accidentally fell asleep on my fire escape yesterday and woke up SO disoriented. least relaxing nap ever #fearofheights

[maya f @champurrs]

dina on crossing borders in europe by car: "there's nothing. it's like states. and stupid britain didn't want to be hawaii." #brexit

[maya f @champurrs]

Social media should be renamed "remedial socialization."

[maya f @champurrs]

this pic on https://t.co/PBbkLJfHdY would make a lousy postcard #DCsnow #jonasblizzard #Jonas #visit #CapitolHill

[maya f @champurrs]

"...History made." What a douchebag. https://t.co/DhmP0ZlSkk

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

I'll be posting a music test shortly. If you pass you join an exalted club & may listen to a new & enlightened class of music. History made.