Me da tanta risa que los hombres son los mas ofendidos con esto cuando son los primeros en dejar a las mamas con los bebes y ellos siguen sus vidas de solteros mientras la mamá se lleva toda la perra carga
When I first quit cocaine everyone was like oh my god you’re gonna have sm more money on your pockets, and I legit don’t? How tf was that habit getting funded?????
You ever been friends with someone because y'all have the same best friends but not because you actually care to hang out with said person?
That's why.
hoje uma moça que trabalha no supermercado falou que eu parecia um professor de história usando óculos e eu respondi que sou professor de história e sorri e ela ficou assim me vendo ir embora