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Mama Bear.

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@TypeLexi WHAT?! Text me when you can

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

[CBS Philadelphia @CBSPhiladelphia]

#BREAKING: Stan Lee, #MarvelComics publisher behind #SpiderMan, #XMen, dies at 95, reports say https://t.co/SFfyUiiYaE

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@jcarter13 Post daycare drop off! 🙌🏽

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vote your ass off tomorrow.

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Puro tweet bangla bolo 😆

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Goes to the beach once in a blue moon. Thinking of renting a beach house for the summer.

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I'm still mad at my husband for not getting me anything for my first mother's day so I ate his leftover pizza.

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@Steff_Entralgo Pick your battles. Either you get the pepto bismol pink everything now or after she's here pinks, bows, tulle and ruffle everything even your food

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No hesitation in kicking you out of a room that's exclusively for moms. GTFO random dude.

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@dasgupz I have prayed to all gods of all religions for you.

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@dasgupz Is that not how it works? TF?!

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I ate a salad today. I already feel my life changing.

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So we just skipping spring this year but not my allergies? okay.

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Where my Harry Potter fans at? Need help making a decision on a gift.

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The mute button is a glorious invention. People should learn to use it more often during a conference call.

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@dasgupz You should name your child avo. It's suiting. Sounds cuter than dim sum.

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I spend most of my morning contemplating what's for lunch and the rest of the time eating a second and third breakfast. #noshame

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@dasgupz Is that not a thing in NY? I'm pretty sure you have a restaurant dedicated to Avocados.

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Every place that serves breakfast should have avocado. Avo toast all day everyday.

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Hazing for parents aka sleep regression 😩