Chan

[Chan @chan_ception]

I learned IT tracks locations of all their items. Fobs, laptops, phones, whatever tech

[veronica˚˖ @tealitex]

guys i went to london without taking days off bc i work remotely and still attended every meeting + delivered all my work came home today and HR called asking why i worked from london without telling them i’m so cooked this day cannot get any worse

[Chan @chan_ception]

Come out Ma businesssss

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The coworker that lives 10min away from work, and is still late everyday

[𝕀 𝔸𝕞 𝔸𝕓𝕫 @ThisIzAbz]

$19,985 USD to go 🤞🏾

Please continue sharing 🥺🙏🏾

[𝕀 𝔸𝕞 𝔸𝕓𝕫 @ThisIzAbz]

Please retweet 🥺🙏🏾

I need a new battery for my heart within another year. It’s USD $25,000. Please donate if you can and RT! 🙏🏾

[Reem @TweetyGazelle]

There’s no such thing called “in-laws issues” if you’re getting disrespected by your in-laws it’s because your husband is allowing it through his cowardice and silence.

[Chan @chan_ception]

My older coworker came to me thinking I’d condemn the video cuz I’m Christian…Anyways I started cackling and she changed her tune like “hehe right… yea the mega pastors” when she saw the rest of us Christians laughing at it.

She was so ready to cuss but got so quiet so fast

[Scoop Ball @deystillluvbrit]

Finna drop that Druski skit in the family group chat full of bible thumpers and mute the chat. A lil chaos on Wednesday 🥰

[Chan @chan_ception]

In the Caribbean culture where it’s very important to label the child as the father’s so the man cannot run away from responsibilities (socially atleast, cuz they still run lol).

[Chimama ❤️ Obi @Chima_Obi1234]

“We were in Lagos for Christmas. Nkanu had what we first thought was just a cold, but soon turned into a very serious infection and he was admitted to Atlantis hospital.

He was to travel to the US the next day, January 7th, accompanied by Travelling Doctors. A team at Johns Hopkins was waiting to receive him in Baltimore. The Hopkins team had asked for a lumbar puncture test and an MRI. The Nigerian team had also decided to put in a 'central line' (used to administer iv medications) in preparation for Nkanu's flight. Atlantis hospital referred us to Euracare Hospital, which was said to be the best place to have the procedures done.

The morning of the 6th, we left Atlantis hospital for Euracare, Nkanu carried in his father's arms. We were told he would need to be sedated to prevent him from moving during the MRI and the 'central line' procedure.

I was waiting just outside the theater. I saw people, including Dr M, rushing into the theater and immediately knew something had happened.

A short time later, Dr M came out and told me Nkanu had been given too much propofol by the anesthesiologist, had become unresponsive and was quickly resuscitated. But suddenly Nkanu was on a ventilator, he was intubated and placed in the ICU. The next thing I heard was that he had seizures. Cardiac arrest. All these had never happened before. Some hours later, Nkanu was gone

It turns out that Nkanu was NEVER monitored after being given too much propofol. The anesthesiologist had just casually carried Nkanu on his shoulder to the theater, so nobody knows when exactly Nkanu became unresponsive.

How can you sedate a sick child and neglect to monitor him? Later, after the 'central line' procedure, the anesthesiologist casually switched off Nkanu's oxygen and again decided to carry him on his shoulder to the ICU!

The anesthesiologist was CRIMINALLY negligent. He was fatally casual and careless with the precious life of a child. No proper protocol was followed.

We brought in a child who was unwell but stable and scheduled to travel the next day. We came to conduct basic procedures. And suddenly, our beautiful little boy was gone forever. It is like living your worst nightmare. I will never survive the loss of my child.

We have now heard about two previous cases of this same anesthesiologist overdosing children. Why did Euracare allow him to keep working? This must never happen to another child”.

CNA

[Chan @chan_ception]

Look ere. I got them girlies eggs, oatmeal, chips, yogurt, McDonald’s, pizza, fruit, and dem come wake me up in the night bout dem hungry.

I pulled out my mom’s favourite ting. “GAH YUH BED!”

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

I know I’m not ready for kids cause my nieces came over this weekend and ate a full basket of my strawberries in one day… IN THIS ECONOMY??? Count me out fr 😂

[Chan @chan_ception]

Das crazy.

I had a client rant about how virgos tend to be narcissistic and I smiled and asked them about it, fully well being a Virgo.

You need a new therapist, but also it would be nice if you told them why you’re terminating so they can improve.

[🌸🕷𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥🕷🌸 @azmythalauris]

therapist: when did your mom die?
me: she died on November 25th
therapist: oh! the day before my birthday!🤗
me: ok

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.”

[Rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

🥷:I like you,you are not like other girls
Me:(the leader of other girls )

[one:one @novathaOG]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Olivia Cole💕 @Olivia_Colee]

Been begging my friends for us to go out for brunch and everyone has an excuse and you know what. I’m going to sit down do my makeup and go get brunch myself.

Whooopty doo

[Chan @chan_ception]

How my sister helped me look for my left over Popeyes that she already ate in the middle of the night:

[TMZ @TMZ]

FBI Agents were seen examining snow in the hunt for the Brown University shooter. https://t.co/ategEt2Uk2

🎥: Fox News

[Chan @chan_ception]

👀🤣

[tranthony bourdain @grimywaifu1025]

terrible time to be a schizophrenic named carol😭

[Chan @chan_ception]

Told my boss the clients are about to “repurpose” the candy canes. She said to what. Ma’am… a snack.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

and don't let me come to your house & you got candy canes on your tree

[Chan @chan_ception]

Omg I just sent my friend a text saying I need to rewatch for the yearning

[pia mia kathani amari III 🪽 @viscuntress]

exactly

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

And I couldn't agree more.

[fola III💗 @aloffgs]

last straw was “why didn’t you remind me that i was supposed to take you out”
my frontal lobe hit reset instantly