Nigga at the job been asking to see a picture of my shorty for the last week. He finally got fed up today & said "nigga you gatekeeping". LMAAAOOOO nigga what!?
I was telling my lil mijo at work that my shorty be going to afrobeats night. He said it be Nigerians in there? Watch out bro. Some of them are princes. LMAO
I'm halfway through watching Joker for the first time. This nigga broke, insane, on 7 different meds, lives with his mom, malnourished, & can still crack Zazi Beetz!? Blew
Idk if tumbling was a thing outside of Chicago back in the day but isn't it just black people's parkour!? Did they gentrify our shit? Wait a fucking minute π
Ladies you can gauge the longevity of your relationship by what yo nigga do for work. If he a street, warehouse, truck driving nigga they got unlimited health points for the hoes. Them niggas in the trades just wanna come home to a meal, some mouf, & rub on they WIFE
I wish black people collectively knew about more vegetables than peas, corn, & string beans. It's a whole world out there. Them shits barely classify as vegetables. I done ate enough of that shit for a lifetime
Had a crazy dream last night that I got into it with a gay crackhead out west. This mf tried to twerk on me then upped on me when I wasn't going. When I peeped he wasn't gone blow it I tried to take off on a motorcycle but mfs had snatched all the parts off π anyway good morning