🌻Chantelle

🦋28 🌿𝕁𝕒𝕩𝕠𝕟 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕦 🌸𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕕𝕒 𝔼𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕙 🌼𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝔼𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕝

[• @hauntinglyyj]

Me patiently impatiently waiting for autumn 🍂

[Words @itswords_]

breakdowns don't necessarily mean crying. most of the time, it's you blankly staring somewhere and not having the energy to continue doing whatever it is you're doing.

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Seriously don’t get where mannings get there prices from ‘£2.02’ for a sausage roll where the hell does the 2p come in🤯🤣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Nah but there was this woman today at pumpkin picking with her newborn baby & Matilda was having a mini meltdown and my god the filthy looks I received, hun you’ve got all this to come🤣🤣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

@NaomiAllcock Swear to god story of my life! You couldn’t write it

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Me & the kids have a chat every night before they go to sleep, tonight jax has said ‘mum I know how a man gets a woman pregnant he kisses her and the spit gets a baby in her tummy’ I’m SO glad that was the outcome rn🤣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Working in a mortuary and the power going out and being stood in the pitch black has just ended me😅🫠

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

How I’ve coped without an oven since January I’ll never know thank god for air fryers & other exciting kitchen gadgets! Roll on Thursday😂

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

My daughter sits and has breakfast every morning and every single morning she goes ‘mummy can you have a baby please a girl and a boy Jaxon can have the boy and I’ll have the girl’ 🤣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

My son has a fan crush on Meghan Trainor and my daughter thinks Erling haaland who plays for Man City is her boyfriend & if you tell her other wise looks could kill😂

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Why couldn’t my mum have birthed me over in another country somewhere really nice instead I’m stuck in the uk and not one thing appeals to me😩😅

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

I can’t even cope with my boss he’s come in the office ‘I don’t think I’m going to be able to afford your wages this month’ 2 minutes later ‘I’ve booked to go Magaluf then week after I’m going Benidorm’ 🤯🤯

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

First time I’ve not had lashes on in over a year feels so strange being able to rub my eyes!

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

My grandad was showing me his fit bit watch yesterday & I said I needed to get one eventually, and he’s only gone and bought me one today literally melts me🥹

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

When I say co-parenting is well & truly killing me off I mean it, never in a million years thought it would be this emotional and draining! 😓

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Bad do when your 3 year old daughter comes out with a comment like ‘look I’ve got little boobies like you mum’ thanks babe definitely the confident boost that was needed🤣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Under so much stress at work, work my ass off all month every month & literally have to beg my boss for my wages on payday then ignores you when you ring & text, definitely in need of a new job 😤

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

I can pass a funeral directors course with god knows how many modules but can’t my car theory test for shit🤯😣

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Nah but my kids going threw the terrible 2s at nearly 4 year old & she’s like a full blown exorcist I can’t even cope! Girls hit different🙃😅

[🌻Chantelle @chan_youngg]

Having a narcissistic ex is SO draining it’s been over a year & I still feel completely controlled 🤣🙄