BangChan, te las dedico: Te quiero chupar tanto la pija hasta que mínimo te crezca 5 centímetros y mi único alimento hasta el día siguiente sea tu semen. En la escala del 1 al 10 te la quiero chupar unas 24 horas hasta que la verga te quede flácida y no puedas correrte nunca más
💖: Chris omg I completely forgot about this, but one time there was this man who wouldn’t leave me alone and kept asking for my number, and I kept telling him I had a boyfriend even though I didn’t, anyways I showed him a picture or you cuz I had you as my wallpaper and I —
💬: oh my goooooosshh!! why are you so handsome?! i'm going to cry! 😭😭
🐺: back off, that's my wife
💬: does he know though chris?
🐺: it's one-sided, leave me alone
MINCHAN ARE MARRIED (EVENTHO IT'S ONE-SIDED) 😭
💖: Chan my physical therapist loves using you against me so I actually do my exercises! He’s always like “make Chan proud!” So lease know I am doing my best to make you proud 🫡
🐺: MAKE ME PROUD!