Fat Chance (Cook)

Saved by Christ. Married to amazing woman. Cubs fan. Try to be funny. Enjoy debates. Not afraid to say shocking things to start a conversation.

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

BREAKING: The Chicago #Cubs have received MLB's permission to explore becoming a two-city team: Chicago and Milwaukee, but then they realized they already own stadiums in both cities.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Hate the dodgers.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

#hear #burglar #downstairs #iFunny https://t.co/PnbEBGf077

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Also, why are we even pitching to Bellinger? We’ll walk an overrated Bryce Harper with the Nationals but not Bellinger? Give me a break.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

I hate the Dodgers. Hate em.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Exactly what we need barreling towards a catcher to steal home. No one is standing their ground with Khalil Mack down the line.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

We mic’d up @52mack_! 🐻⬇️

▶️ https://t.co/LzTf6JrIGB

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

So. I was cleaning up old files on my laptop and deleted all of my contacts. What. An. Idiot.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

@Funky_Farley @Jedi_Hannah Hills have thighs

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Lester V. Kershaw tonight. Super dope matchup. #Cubs

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

I saw this and low key thought we just acquired Aramis for a split second.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Cole Hamels is the man. #Cubs

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

But......Y’all got smacked down today #Cubs

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Two out of three ain't bad.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Recently, Wade Davis

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

@megwad17 Girls can’t catch fish.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Get out your brooms for that sweep 🧹 #cubscards

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

@Funky_Farley I’m getting into this UFC stuff. Manliest thing around

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Javy Baez is your favorite player’s favorite player.

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

Just changed my ringtone to Go Cubs Go. Only real question is why did I wait so long?

[Fat Chance (Cook) @Chance94Cook]

@NBCSCubs @Cubs Bote McBoatface