Nick Farley

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[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

Dammit. Left my banana in Las Vegas.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

My bus driver is wearing a Chuck Norris hat that was handed down directly from Chuck himself.

Powerful.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

@apizzle1593 You're a good man, Dr P.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

Just sustained an all time unusual snowboarding injury.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

@apizzle1593 Hey man, just realized I never followed up on this. The under hit. Let me know where to send your payout

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

I bless the rains down in Africa

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Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

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The wild dogs cry out in the night

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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

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There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

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Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

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[instrumental break]

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I bless the rains down in Africa

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I stopped an old man along the way

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

@BrookeMH__ @HunterNoble Great to be back.

Also, that's totally me.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

@BrookeMH__ @HunterNoble Jesus, I haven't been on this app for months and this is what I come back to?

I love it here

[holler high elf @HunterNoble]

Rub some funk on it.

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

Much of poetry
Consists in
Pressing the enter key
Erratically

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

Watching people do crossfit pullups hurts my shoulders.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The size of this tumbleweed
https://t.co/WBJ5EMjfdy

[Nick Farley @Funky_Farley]

Volleyball, if done correctly- never ends.