the Appalachian afterlife is called Vallholler, and we all drink, smoke, fuck, and fight all day as per usual, but we arise the next morning without a hangover or scars
This man would've discovered a trucker hat and wrangler jeans and Thragg would've never seen him again. Bro would show up at a Bass Pro Shop pyramid and realize that Viltrum isn't a place, it's a people.