laura neal i am under your bed

yes my name is chance. no i’m not a rapper. nation⚜️ she/her

[The Bald Baddie @elash0222]

Got rejected after an interview but saw they reposted the same job so I applied again

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Zendaya gone curse y’all smooth out 💀

[Netflix @netflix]

"I choose revenge."

Blue Eye Samurai returns JANUARY 2027.

[leci. @lecij_]

ok bitch they done took it too far recalling pork rinds!

[✮ CVR @adasfile]

video games from the 2000s were really winning the idgaf war

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Brooo this entire video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Every….thing….doesn’t….need…a…fucking…SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[the beast @mitakafan2004]

yall not woke enough i dont want 2% tax on billionaire that shit has to be 70% at least

[🇸🇻 🏆💍🏆🥇🧡💙/🏆👑🗽Edwin @larryjunesbagel]

I will never delete this from my phone.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Goldie @saintgoldieee]

We do not gaf what she was like when she was alive. He killed and dismembered a 14 year old. Drop him in an acid bath.

[ٴٴٴٴٴٴ @Dexteriityy]

im tired of seeing all these resurfaces and new news just kill him

[dom*** @domtheeaquarius]

They all look so unbelievably cvnt I actually quick liked a hate tweet by mistake

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Ludwig Göransson going from OPPENHEIMER to SINNERS to THE ODYSSEY