NOT Chance the Rapper

Good vibes and bad habits.

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

The JC Penny bathroom is surreal I felt both safe and welcomed but out of place truly a timeless area quite possibly a liminal space outside of our understanding maybe even outside the physical laws of this reality anyway check this fresh cut

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@NotMannyx2 Bro.

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@MCDannyDaDopest I was making a typo joke. I assumed it was supposed to say stupid dads lol

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@MCDannyDaDopest # stupi dads

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

[King Wow @KingWow]

Tyler The Creator just dropped a freestyle to Kendrick Lamar’s “hey now” 😳

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

I don’t even have my license take this down

[shane @notSharkk]

#NewProfilePic

[moesha @yunclesage]

As a big nigga you can’t just outright say yes when someone ask if you hungry you gotta say shit like “I’m a lil peckish” or “shit I could eat” but don’t smile while you say it

[DOG LEG @methdeatal_]

skinny peeps will never understand the feeling of hitting this neutral

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@cheymatt106 Okay bubble guts

[On The Radar Radio With Gabe P @OnTheRadarRadio]

The @Smino "On The Radar" Freestyle

https://t.co/kAHJIyVlVb

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@_constantamber Tell me it was Brennan lol

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

@MrSteeleYahGirl @easy_cancer Oh you broke your leg? Better get comfy cause we are leaving you here

[des @cruisehunt]

i aint reading all that

[kendrick Lyrics @WordFromKdot]

When Kendrick Lamar tried to flex on Mac Miller but Mac was ready 😂

[NOT Chance the Rapper @Chance_Rix]

My dads like “this trucks tire might blow, just call me” oh okay

[pj @pjayevans]

(After laughing with a group of friends) what does everyone think we’ll laugh at next

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room.

This is where politicians need to be working.

A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas,

Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I still watch this Norm segment every couple of weeks because it exhibits the best comedic timing I've ever seen