chanceellis

Network nerd. Open Source evangelist. Father.

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@George_Kurtz The fact that you do not consider this a “security incident” speaks volumes about you and your company.

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@catturd2 He’s already in bed for the night!

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@DPayne0813 why was your article on sexual assault by members of the EVHS wrestling team taken down by @CulpeperSE ?

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@mcbride_jace @Chickensmoothi4 @thebr0keb0i @realDonaldTrump The story was retracted. Thankfully, the officer is on life support. https://t.co/AhExVLpSgf

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@BretWeinstein Looks like @RandPaul having a good time on his way out.

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@PeteCCDE So the HoR CISO doesn’t have a written policy that requires unattended workstations to be locked? Or did Pelosi violate the policy because, you know, rules? I bet the CISO will take the heat! Oh and I am sure they couldn’t afford defense in depth! Not enough $$$ in the budget.

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@gsatxusa @FiShI031 @ChipotleTweets And then the staff craps on you for expecting "delicious food" in a timely manner. @ChipotleTweets you offer the service. Stop screwing it up. Stop asking people to take complaints to DM in an attempt to hide incompetence. #rantover

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@gsatxusa @FiShI031 @ChipotleTweets @ChipotleTweets CEO's email today says "Our greatest priority is to safely serve our communities delicious food from real ingredients made fresh daily." - They fail! Who wants to order online when they cheat and give you half a spoon of ingredients cuz you're not looking?

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@netflix it would be nice if you would add the requirement to put in a passcode for adult content enabled profiles. What’s the point of having kid profiles if kids can just use the parent profile without challenge?

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@jMantecoso You funny... as if there is a brain to wash in that one.

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@helloblackember Can a vert pack be installed on the side of a Citadel modular pack?

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@ChickfilA I can’t getma points!! 😫😫😫 And yes I am using the correct password.

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Hey @VidAngel please fix your bleeping “502 bad gateway” crap!

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@real_attentive @shortxstack You’ll want to keep walking past the dark chocolate covered, peanut butter filled pretzels! #nothingtoseehere

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Our new #splunk apps are now available on Splunkbase! https://t.co/CmEMmYVt0C

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@Gizmodo @helloblackember

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New week, new tweets, new stats. 1 follower, 0 unfollowers. Via good old https://t.co/avgwH6Er59

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2 tweeps followed (thank you!) and 5 unfollowed (goodbye!) me in the past week. Thank you https://t.co/avgwH6Er59.

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1 amazing follower in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with https://t.co/avgwH6Er59

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Number crunching for the past week - 1 new follower and NO unfollowers. Stats via https://t.co/avgwH6Er59